Why are we paying our attention to these counterfeit “stars”? What have they done but claimed the origin of some obnoxious trend or slept with members of your favorite band? Why are we not giving the photographers of these poster pin-ups any credit, but instead the monkeys who dance and crap themselves in front of the camera?

Granted, Audrey Kitching has actually accomplished something worth being credited for as she’s successfully exposed the alternative modeling industry, allowing other wannabe multicolored mannequins a chance at fifteen minutes of e-fame for being her ephemeral sidekick. But other “buzzmakers” and web celebs have, for the most part, accomplished nothing but the reward of licking the shimmering asses of those truly in the spotlight.

Jealous? Vaguely. Irritated? Absolutely.

Those with true talent -- individuals using their own skills to create something clearly riveting and artistic -- sit in the audience while the spawn of Ronald McDonald parade around, pissing glitter on stage, and having the world ooh and ahh at how “gorgeous” it is.

For the love of God, what is wrong with you people?!

Life has so much more to offer than making cliché mistakes and learning from them.

I’m not interested in talking crap about people anymore; I’m not interested in involving myself in drama that doesn’t concern me; and I’m not interested in focusing on the negative comments people have to say about me.

I’m looking into the future, and I may not know exactly what I’ll want a couple years from now, but I do know how to get it. I’m living positively for Christ.

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